this blog is dedicated to serving you with the rantings of a young mind. In other words LAUGH AT BOB [ahem]. or you could read and you know enjoy yourself

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

arrrgh, whos a pirate?

its been a few months from my rehabilitation
[i'm joking, but you seriously thought i as high on pot all this time?]

ha ha ha. Mwah ha ha ha.

i'm back in ..grey shorts.

you people better tell me what you want from this blog so comment!!!

I mean rarrgh.




I'm pretty sure dinolords can race around the world in hotrods?

am i right?

Saturday, June 14, 2008

So far I'm useless at this...

um..err..uh..ah..screw it.

just go to my links!



ps: childstudies is for pedophiles [told the cow that.]

I Just had a spot of de ja vu!? I'm pretty sure I used that toothbrush before.

if you are reading this.....I am amazed.

so far 2 different people have visited this blog

my friend and some random guy.

keep up the good work me! I just passed the zero mark!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

OMG! something happened!

I can't believe I just wrote that.

anyway http://www.dumbmentia.com/ go there. now.

and while you're at it why not go and see the new addition to this blog: spank the monkey located somewhere on this blog (i'm tired you should understand)

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

"Huzzah!"-Darko when he's not sleeping

i recently found out that new york times likes to hate games:

"The actor who played GTA IV's Niko Bellic made $100,000 for 20 weeks of work over 15 months, but is upset that he is not being paid residuals on a game that made so much money."

"Parents mad because Wii Fit called a little girl "fat". "

and of course

"Cliffy B is done being Cliffy B."

all from nytimes.com

americans really hate games.
now for the ultimate utility...





and ha ha.

is this over rated or just plain over done?

this is war.
war= terrorist
terrorist=stereotypical xenophobic middle eastern guy
american=stereotypical xenophobic eurpean/african american guy

in other words:

Welcome to Earth.
The place where it always shines.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

good news everyone! i have become an old man with thick glasses

I kidding i'm still young (I think...)

well in other news this blog now has a new url: http://tinyurl.com/6de5s6

so you can use www.ausandusacollide.blogspot.com or http://tinyurl.com/6de5s6

from the jperson

AND GO TO REWARDS1 WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

[look at previous post]

Rewards1 rocks! (ahem.)

rewards1 rewards1 oh my somethink just go there and sign up and do those offers

this site is amazingly not one of those freepay sites of spam sites

if you think i am lying then go to rewards1.com and click rewards1 forums on the left of the site


oh dammit just go stop reading my rubbish rants about goats and cows called noo-noo [Writer then shivers] so just go now and you will see

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Here I am writing to myself

aahh great, nobody here yet. yay.


And GTA/Grand Theft Auto IV/4 is out now so go and search for it before anyone else buys it
(ebay)

Saturday, April 12, 2008

time to settle down.

yes it is time to settle down a list of people who can play instruments other than a drum set and/or guitar.

so calling all visiters to post a comment on what instrument they can play
eg. zither, brass (tuba, trumpet), and so and so

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Hello... is anyone there?...please post a comment...

well nobody is here... damn i'm just posting stuff to myself...wait don't /leave i can be your friend?! heh heh heh (evil, I am).

Well I started...um....uh....yay?

so i started this blog so feel free to post comments, any thing weird from foreign countries,
make fun of awkwerdly photoshopped cat photos and more all for your own enjoy ment

....

Gorillaz D-Sides player

monkey to the west